Dear Thief,

While I'd really like my camcorder back, I'm really more depressed over the fact that you took my family videos when you grabbed that camera bag off my bookshelf this weekend. You didn't just take a piece of equipment you could pawn off, you also nabbed video of my kids playing soccer and basketball. You took the footage of our last family vacation as well as random clips of friends and family.

God, you suck.

Sincerely,
ME